The world can be such a stressful place to live in. That’s why we’re always up for anything that’s guaranteed to tickle our funny bones. As massive move buffs, we turn to our collections to relieve some of the funniest movies of all time. After all, nothing beats a good ol chuckle with popcorn on the side.
So if you’re in need of a major laughter, then here are the funniest movie quotes of all time. After this post, you’ll be sure to rummage through your CD’s and plugging in one right away.
Zoolander
“If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it’s that a male model’s life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn’t mean that we too can’t not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.”
The Hangover
“You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack… it grew by one. So there… there were two of us in the wolf pack… I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, ‘Wait a second, could it be?’ And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!”\
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
“I’m in a glass case of emotion!”
Dazed and Confused
“That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older. They stay the same age.”
Superbad
“I’m over here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible tasting food, and I have to look over at that. That looks like the most fun I’ve ever seen in my entire life, and it’s B.S. — excuse my language. I’m just saying that I wash and dry; I’m like a single mother. Look, we all know home-ec is a joke — no offense — it’s just that everyone takes this class to get an A, and it’s bulls**t — and I’m sorry. I’m not putting down your profession, but it’s just the way I feel. I don’t want to sit here, all by myself, cooking this s**tty food — no offense — and I just think that I don’t need to cook tiramisu. Am I going to be a chef? No. There’s three weeks left of school, give me a f**king break! I’m sorry for cursing.”
Zelig
“Really. I have an interesting case, treating two sets of Siamese twins with split personalities. I’m getting paid by eight people.”